Mic check: Tubularsock


by Tubularsock

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Have you ever been in a situation where you turn on the kitchen lights in the middle of the night to retrieve a glass of water and the floor is alive with a flurry of rapidly moving cockroaches?

Have you ever wondered where those cockroaches “hang out” during the day?

THINK TANKS, that is where they hang out.

Yep, that’s where.

And how does Tubularsock know?

Elementary, Dr Watson ……….. observation and deduction, observation and deduction.


The first sign that we are in trouble is that the hopefully dead come alive.

America turns on the TV and the living dead himself, Dick Cheney and his mummified wife, Lynn are sitting side by side pontificating on how the Bush Administration had handed Iraq over to Obama at the peak of success after that surge and all.

And just how Obama had dropped the ball and BECAUSE of that turned Iraq’s “freedom” into a Civil War not a war of liberation and democracy.

Fun side note: Tubularsock contacted Monsanto to see if they had any kind of a deadly poisonous, venomous, toxic, noxious, fatal, lethal, mortal-death-dealing spray that would kill an un-dead-Cheney and his mummified wife, Lynn.

Sorry to say, EVEN Monsanto hasn’t developed something that powerful but their GMO soybeans are very close.

The interesting thing about un-dead Dick and his mummified wife, Lynn is that they live in an alternate reality and Dick is so convinced that his alternate reality is “real” that he conveys that reality onto people who are easily deceived.



Now this all works because most people will follow an un-dead Cheney rather than look at the facts.

AND THE SAME FACTS EXIST TODAY AS THEY DID WHEN BUSH AND THE BOYS AND THAT TROLLOP CONDOLEEZZA RICE all disregarded the reality that was Iraq for some mis-calculated obsessive Dungeon and Dragon game.

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Now, Tubularsock will make it simple for you …………

Remember when we “shocked and awed” Iraq and in the middle of all that mess George-the-Dumber finally figured out that Iraq was comprised of Sunnis and Shiites and Kurds.

George-the-Dumber was not all that swift on foreign policy remember and was the type of American that thinks Africa is a country!

That being said everyone knew AT THE TIME that there were plans in the works to attack Iraq even before the 9/11 “attack”. That information was available and discussed on the edges of political circles. Even Tubularsock knew and discussed it in the newsletter he was writing at the time and let me assure you that despite the photographic evidence to the contrary ……… Tubularsock is no “insider”!

Now remember, Saddam Who’s-sane(?) was a brutal dictator that the U.S. created and supported. It was the U.S. (The Reagan Administration) that provided the chemical weapons to him that he used on the Kurds.

Saddam held Iraq together by being so fucking brutal that the TRADITIONAL HATRED between the Sunnis and Shiites was overshadowed by that strong-arm brutality. That is what kept Iraq as a country. Saddam was in truth a secularist actually. He believed that the State was more important than Islam per se. However, he was considered to be a Sunni Muslim since he came from a Sunni family. You just can’t get away from your family no matter how brutal you are! Think of that next time you visit your mother!

And then Bush and the boys and that trollop Condoleezza Rice decided to attack Iraq and as we all know …….. when you break Humpty-Dumpty, “all the kings horses and all the kings men” can’t put him back together again.

So trillions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of lost lives later and we are back once again with the same cockroaches that lied us into this mess blabbing away on how to fix Humpty-Dumpty and blaming everyone else for their gigantic failure.

What we have discovered is that we were not greeted as “liberators” as Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz and Vice President Cheney said we would be.

It took longer than six months as Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had projected.

And there were no WMD’s and no connection between Saddam and the 9/11 “attack”.

But all of that was KNOWN in March 2003 …….. how?

Elementary, Dr. Watson ……….. observation and deduction, observation and deduction.

But you know all of this yourself and if you didn’t ……. now you do but Tubularsock has led you here for a reason and that reason is for some information that you may not know.

Or at least not remember.

Who is backing all this terrorism? Oh sure, the CIA is playing two sides against the middle as usual but there are other players in the Middle Eastern sand box and a great deal of funding to support this conglomerate of terrorists groups come from none-other than our so called Middle Eastern allies, and the “ financial contributions” are funneled through the banking system in Kuwait.

According to Andrew Tabler, senior fellow at the Washington Institute for Near East Policy (a think tank): “Kuwait’s banking system and its money changers have long been a huge problem because they are a major conduit for money to extremist groups in Syria and now Iraq.” (Not like the U.S. CIA hasn’t.)

And from The Brookings Institute (another think tank) study of December, 2013: “Over the last two and a half years, Kuwait has emerged as a financing and organizational hub for charities and individuals supporting Syria’s myriad rebel groups.” (Not like the U.S. CIA hasn’t.)

By using Kuwait’s weak financial rules hundreds of millions of dollars have moved through that country from Arab Gulf countries’ donors traveling through Turkey or Jordan to reach a variety of terrorist groups in Syria. (Not like the U.S. CIA hasn’t.)

Now Tubularsock is talking here about Kuwait, Qatar and Saudi Arabia. For years wealthy donors from those countries have funded The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

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But Tubularsock will focus on Saudi Arabia because it is there that the bucks were “invested” that helped to create this entire 9/11 episode. And a major focal point is the Saudi Royal Family. But remember the Saudi’s were not alone!


Do you remember this documented evidence? The Saudi Ambassador to the United States Prince Bandar bin Sultan and his wife “donated” $130,000.00 which found its way to help fund Mohamed Atta. Atta was the lead 9/11 terrorist, who crashed the hijacked plane he piloted into the North Tower.




The Bush family was so close to Bandar that Bush-the-Dumber nicked-named him “Bandar Bush”.

Prince Bandar and President Bush reportedly smoked cigars on the White House balcony while the two men talked about the attacks that occurred just two days before.

AND two days after that was when the Saudis were flown out of the U.S..

You may recall that four days after the planes hit the World Trade Towers in New York and the Pentagon in Washington D.C. the FAA closed down all air space within the United States yet the Bush Administration allowed private jetliners to fly about and pick up Saudis and fly them out of the country. WITHOUT the FBI or anyone else asking any questions.

And one of the jetliners was leased by none-other than our Arch-Enemy Osama bin Laden himself! But NO QUESTIONS WERE ASKED!

You, as an American citizen could not fly to see your ailing grandmother but the bin Laden family and the Saudi Royal Family and their minions were free to fly away.


And don’t forget that 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis and three of them entered the United States on “expedited-visas” which required no photograph. A system that had been created by the Bush Administration to allow Saudis to enter and exit the U.S. with minimum inconvenience.


Now, add this: “U.S. military sources have given the FBI information that suggests five of the alleged hijackers of the planes that were used in Tuesday’s terror attacks received training at secure U.S. military installations in the 1990s.” (Newsweek)

Three at the Naval Air Station in Pensacola, Fla., another trained in strategy and tactics at the Air War College in Montgomery, Ala.,and the fifth man received language instruction at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Tex.. (Newsweek)


Oh gosh …… Tubularsock would be remiss if he didn’t remind you that in 2002, Congress investigated the September 11 attacks on the US and released an 800-page report detailing their findings. Remember?

President Bush, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY single-handedly censored 28 entire pages of the 800-page Congressional report.





In 2013, two members of the House of Representative, Rep. Walter Jones (R-NC) and Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-MA)  both read the Bush-censored sections and their public response was that they were “absolutely shocked” by the amount of evidence implicating one of America’s strongest allies in the attack. And guess what country that happens to be in a document dealing with Saudi Arabia? 

There is a leaked CIA memo floating around showing that the US government has known all along that it was Saudi Arabia and not the Taliban, al Qaida, Afghanistan or Iraq that attacked America on September 11, 2001.

Of course. Why else would Bush have covered over this 28 pages?

But the real question NOW is why is Obama still not releasing it to the public?

As this bi-partisan team of Representatives concedes, they can’t even tell the American people what country it is “that betrayed us” and was actually behind the attacks on 9/11 without committing treason and going to prison.

But shouldn’t that be what Bush and Obama should be worried about? TREASON?


But far be it for Tubularsock to leave you with all this without letting you know that the Saudi’s are not alone in this world shattering event. There are other culprits as well.

And who you ask, are they?

Elementary, Dr Watson ……….. observation and deduction, observation and deduction.




Tubularsock can be found at his outstanding blog: Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”. This work is part of the Mic check guest blogger series.

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18 Responses to Mic check: Tubularsock

  1. Tubularsock, Thank you for this new (to me at least) sobriquet for our gone-but-not forgiven former president, “George-the-Dumber”. It scans, and follows numerous historical precedennts — like Pliny the Elder or Ivan the Terrible. I like that, though sadly enough, it may be what I will recall best from your fine essay … sometimes I wonder about my brain function. But that’s just one more thing that keeps me awake nights. At least now I know where the cockroaches go. One thing for sure, the two-legged kind never, ever go away, not so long as they can cause us more trouble! Thanks for your expert summary of our um, noble recent history. – Linda

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    • tubularsock says:

      You know Linda, sleeping at night is highly over-rated in the view of Tubularsock. It seems the time that the cockroaches come out to play and if you are awake then at least you have someone to talk with. You could even share a roach with a cockroach if you are so inclined. Then you all would be happy.

      Yeah, the two legged cockroaches are a much more disgusting species. You do know that they are capable of exchanging genes as in interbreeding don’t you?

      They also come in a variety of sizes. They all seem to have shorter antennae than their nighttime cousins but they have perfected the faculty of instinctively detecting and interpreting subtle signs. And they are most often WRONG!

      Thank you so much for taking the time to comment and rest assured that George-the-Dumber would gladly have a beer with you.

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  2. skulzstudios says:

    That was some funny stuff there boy. Kudos Tubularsock. As for Iraq, we all know that the third time must be the charm. Oh wait, three strikes you’re out?

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  3. tubularsock says:

    Skulzstudios thank you so much. Tubularsock does try.

    The sad truth is that the Third-Strike-Law doesn’t apply to these motherfuckers who have run, currently run, and will run this country!

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  4. Reblogged this on thepoliticalvagina and commented:
    Machiavellian machinations of mad men…….who never seem to face consequences.


    • tubularsock says:

      TPV, Tubularsock is so pleased that you reblogged SO YOU WANT A WAR. Tubularsock always feels good when those “down-under” are informed of what is happening “up-top”! Tubularsock feels very close to you because we are so near when I am writing from the Tubularsock top floor corner office in the under ground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C from Oakland,CA.

      Tubularsock has always thought that Machiavelli couldn’t keep up in today’s world with all those that practice his persona. Another praise of the free market system!



  5. Speaking of cockroaches, where are the exterminators when you need one? Why hasn’t someone exterminated Cheney? He’s got someone’s ‘heart’ beating in his chest and that says to me that money talks because Cheney walks. There is no way in hell that I could go about claiming that Cheney has the ‘heart’ of one of my relatives.

    Why is ANYONE listening to that mad man with regards to Iraq? What is wrong with us that we would even want to hear from him about anything relating to Iraq and his kahunas are too big for his britches since what occurred in Iraq was an unmitigated disaster and he has the nerve to try and pawn if off on Obama. Bush at least, thus far, has had the decency to keep his stupid mouth shut but not Cheney, nor Britain’s Blair.

    We will always be kept in the dark. We probably don’t know the half of it and some of us would more than likely become unglued if we were to know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Could we even stomach it? I can barely stomach the little bit that I do know. I am finding it harder and harder to keep myself up-to-date on what is going down because call me sensitive, but I just hate to hear of abject suffering. I hate to know that innocent people are needlessly dead because of what America did. That is on me and I don’t like it one f#@#### bit!!!!

    It’s a good thing I live in the middle of nowhere because I suddenly feel the need to just SCREEEEEAM!!!

    Oh, and thanks Tube for another great post! Now, back to SCREAMING!!!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby, Dick is part of the undead culture and with his money he can have a constant supply of hearts. He’s like a walking and talking Valentine card!

      It too, makes Tubularsock wonder why anyone would ask Cheney anything about anything.

      But you know as well as Tubularsock that TV is built for the BRAIN-DEAD not the heartless.

      Bush hasn’t remained silent on world issues because of decency. Far from it. He doesn’t say anything because Cheney isn’t providing the words for him anymore.
      The ventriloquist-dummy can’t speak without the ventriloquist!

      As far as being “kept-in-the-dark” Tubularsock thinks WE already know what is going down. You can not sit and watch those twin towers fall down and you can not watch Building #7 fall down and not be totally clear that buildings just don’t fall down that way!


      I understand about the sensitive quality and the difficult of stomaching the abject suffering that is occurring in the massive dosage level that comes at us all the time.

      So your screeeeeaming seems like a wonderful idea to Tubularsock and being able to control it enough to thank Tubularsock for his post just shows that it’s working.

      That’s why Tubularsock hangs in his underground bunker.

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  6. Jeff Nguyen says:

    I’m still convinced that Tubularsock is Greg Palast’s alter ego. Like the investigative journalist Palast, Tube uses his humor and intelligence to connect the dots for the rest of us. The tragedy that took place on 9/11 has cast a long shadow over not only the U.S. but the entire globe. The fact that meaningful dialogues and investigations have not taken place that may challenge the narrative put forth by the state is an affront to all those lives lost. If the specter of the war on terror is ever to recede, these discussions must take place.

    Thank you for your top shelf contribution to the Mic check guest blogger series, Tube. Every voice counts and is needed in the struggle.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Jeff, you are way too kind and Tubularsock thanks you for your kind words as well as providing space for Tubularsock to provide his observations and deductions.

      Greg Palast’s alter ego is high praise indeed! If only, but Tubularsock does attempt to keep the grass from growing under his feet so he smokes it!

      The amount of 9/11 material that is now present from incredibly respected and professional researchers has not only connected the dots they have provided solid black lines.

      The fact that the FOREVER WAR that has been provided by the phony “war on terror” is able to continue when it is our government that are out terrorizing any terrorists that they have created is just mind boggling.

      Unfortunately in order to keep the American public in line a future “false-flag” event will be taking place in the near future ……… mark Tubularsock’s words!

      And on that fun note ………. thanks Jeff.

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  7. minanaos says:

    Words of truth and ‘humor’ feel like smidgens of weak consolation for many of us peace advocates who faced mockery, ridicule and the scorn of ‘unpatriotism’ – (love it or leave it) before and after…(still somewhat by vassals of the un-dead). Let us not forget the PNAC – (website now defunct) which proudly displayed the ‘manifesto’ dated in the late ’90s which indicated that this political concoction had been brewing in the cauldron of political and economic subterfuge long before the actual assault and ‘galvanizing’ of local country patriots into action. Unable to control an inexplicable feeling of sadness, I cried months beforehand on January 20, 2001 for the many lives that were to be lost.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks for your input minanaos. It is always interesting how different people view the same event and how emotionally it affects each of us.

      Tubularsock has always felt and still does that if in this society you are not called out and ridiculed and scorned for being unpatriotic then you are on the wrong side of truth!

      For Tubularsock it started at the beginning of the Vietnam War and hasn’t let up. It was the mockery and ridicule, that “love it or leave it” crap that made me know I was right.

      I enjoy fighting up hill …….. fuck’em!

      Yeah, PNAC was demonic for sure and those plans are still in the works.

      Tubularsock has that same overpowering feeling of sadness that you speak of and it is difficult to not feel it as Obummer and the boys drone the world and call it legal.

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      • minanaos says:

        Doing nothing is NOT an option….so i guess we keep on, keepin’ on. I’m in good company. Thank you for your strength, vision and presence.


  8. Very good. I was just thinking of Cheney the other day after that unbelievable stunt pulled by himself and his daughter. Did you see it? These people got some nerves on them.


    • tubularsock says:

      OMG, hunglikejesus! Didn’t your mother ever tell you be careful what you think about?

      Tubularsock is sending his emergency supply packet over to you johnny-on-the-spot to counteract the venom.

      And if you thought about Liz as well you’ll need a double dose!

      Dude! Be careful with your thoughts!

      They do have “. . . some nerves on them” and put those two together and they make Tubularsock feel like spitting WMD’s!

      Take care.


  9. H3nry J3kyll says:

    Brilliant as always Mr Holmes! Not since A Study in Scarlet have you done such fine work.
    I’ve been wondering what self respecting Islamic fundamentalist would adopt the name of an Egyptian pagan deity as its moniker, acronym or not. Thanks for the clarification.


  10. tubularsock says:

    H3nry, anything to help clear your concerns about acronyms and monikers. Tubularsock, to date, has never met a self respecting Islamic fundamentalist but only a couple of Egyptian pagans.

    They party down like its the Predynastic period!

    Thank you for the comment and if you ever need further clarification on the nature of the universe please let Tubularsock know. Tubularsock is a big believer in the Egyptian term “heka” ……….. like in heka majic!


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